Phobia Wiki

"Come down today, and try some corn, or we will sacrifice your newborn!"

Kalampokiphobia is the fear of corn. (obviously)

Trivia (General)

  • Kalampokiphobia is also a game on ROBLOX with the general farm aspect, taking place in a corn maze.
  • Slimecicle's corn video may trigger Kalampokiphobia.

"Emotional Damage!"

People with this phobia avoid "Beijing corn".

  • This is (unsurprisingly) the most popular phobia wiki article.
    • This is probably due to an Dave and Bambi fantrack with this fear for the song name.
  • It is (unsurprisingly) one of the most edited files
  • If you remove the corn janitor from the page he will come to your house at 3 am and lick your toes, dont remove him >=(

The corn janitor, He removes any text or images relating to a specific farmer that has raided this page alot. (This image doesn't count.)