Russellphobia

Russellphobia is the fear of getting molested at night by Russell, common in animals such as goats, dogs, horses, and unicorns, and rarely teenage males.

Exposing russellphobia sufferers near Russell can cause extreme stress, sweating, horrifying flashbacks, and heart attack.

Russellphobia can also rarely affect teenage males. Known human victims of russelphobia include: Jackson, Nathan, and Ben

Other common side effects may include: Anal leakage, Anal fissures and sudden urges to consume NaClO.