Sansphobia

The fear of Fannon¹ Sans.

Heh, Heya kid, How's it going? I'm Sans the Comic. Come on in, we've got burgers and so much more. Stay a bit, you can hear my terrific humor. Take a sit, it looks like to me your legs are sore but; don't think twice, I know all of your dirty secrets. So don't try sh*t, or END YOUR F*CKING LIFE, But, Hey! If you're good, I will show you around Snowdin Town. It's so great, if you're not a f*cking murderer. Shop at the shop, you can get some delicious sweet buns. They'll heal you in battle, BUT YOU BETTER NOT GET INTO ANY FIGHT OR I WILL KILL YOU.

¹Fannon: A Fandom's Stereotypical interpretation of a character; often exaggerated from it's original form.

²Sorry about this sh*tpost.