Choiromeriphobia

Choiromeriphobia is the fear of ham even Christmas ham. Because ham is a well know vegetable so vegans actually do eat ham. Its scary because ham looks like a meat but when you look at it closer it seems to be a fruit and then when you look at it closer it looks like macaroni but then you realize its a vegetable their for vegans do eat meat and so do vegetarians. its a common fear among the vegans because they think that ham is a shape shifting meat but the carnivors such as the t-rex and the megaladons fear the ham because its actually a vegetable. 😀