Megahomoerectphobia

Megahomoerectphobia is the phobia of a large donkey chasing down the road in the year 1567. Many people have this fear as it has personally happened to them. Once the donkey catches you it will violate you in many unspeakable ways. People have overcame this fear by downloading as many fake virus Minecraft games as they can and sacrificing nut, meat, napkins, paper mache dildos and oddly shaped fruit to "god" aka Mr. Clean. If you do not make these sacrifices Conan O'Brien will personally floss and dab on you great great grandpa's grave! Conan will then find you in your room jacking off to spongebob and he will throw you into a nether portal where you will be forced to fight Dwayne "the cock" Johnson. He will take 14,000 polar bears out of his eardrums which will then eat you until you are dead. But wait! now your a ghost. You go to the white house and see that its actually the year 2069 and some sort of R2-D2 like robot has been elected president. you witness him start to nut on your dad but you like it and get homoerectphoia