Luposlipophobia

The fear of being pursued by timber wolves around a kitchen table whilst wearing socks on a newly waxed floor. This might sound like a joke but is is very real. This phobia is just as it sounds people who experience Luposlipophobia will for the rest of there lives live in fear and never enter a kitchen that has just had its floors waxed. '''there is an image on urban dictionary of this ITS REAL! Woah'''