Talk:Ovaphobia/@comment-2600:8807:C0C0:3D5:258C:B01C:1C65:31F3-20190414012714

when i was 12 i was kidnapped by my uncle. he locked me in his chicken coop so i had to survive by eating the remaining chickens. eventually i ate all the chickens and had to care for the batch of living eggs leftover. i shoved all 8 eggs up my butthole to keep them warm. the chickens hatched one night, one by one crawling out of my ass. i had to eat them to survive. once they were all gone i had to shove the remaining eggs up my ass to keep them wa-