Owenopia Phobia

= = What is it?== Owenopia Phobia is when people named Owen fear moist holes and want to constantly masturbate. They also fear being wrong and speaking quietly in a public space. The fear originates from when the mob used to kidnapp Owen's and nearly drown them while making them listen to "Never gonna give you up" for 2 years, after which they would use the "Men in Black Memory Wiper" to erase their memories of the mob. The side effect is this fear, Owenopia Phobia. If someone has this, studies show that they always die on the tenth of October. This is a very common phobia among owens and it does come in many shapes and forms, But the worst one makes them secretly begin to eat humans. Usually Owen’s tend to be shot by police because of this fear, well having a lap dance with Barney the dinosaur.

How to tell if someone has this:
1. There name is Owen

2. Is smart and almost always right

3. When the moist hole fear kicks in, they start to laugh randomly to ease the pain and sorrow they feel, also may talk about their addiction to some type of drug

4. Secretly wants to wipe out half the population of the universe, especially the disbled and elderly

5. LOVES pineapple on pizza, but would rather die than tell people