Connect4phobia

connect4phobia is the fear of losing in connect 4 to a small child who is disabled and you are so embarassed that you have to take a drink of water but you mistake liquid cyanide for water and then die because of watching to much anime and then you just pay 20$ for a cat and the cat claws you and feeds you his children and forces you to watch teletubbies in italian and your head explodes it is relatable isnt it dont give me hate i have this phobia.