Prosopovivlíophobia

Prosopovivlíophobia is the fear of facebook. It can be triggered by many situations or stimuli, including facebook mums, facebook mum groups, facebook dads, and middle aged facebook mums with facebook merch and Mount Gay. Even facebook Aunts with cashmere sweaters that say "Im not Bossy, Im just the boss, mArK zUcKeRbErB, and Jeffrey Bezos 👏👏 can induce a response in those with prosopovivlíophobia. It is typically classified as an anxiety disorder, which often results in panic attacks. The onset of prosopovivlíophobia has been attributed to many factors, including a expantion in the size of the amygdala and classical conditioning.

The term prosopovivlíophobia comes from Greek Πρόσωπο (Face), Βιβλίο (Book), φόβος (Fear).