Talk:EBayphobia/@comment-2601:154:C280:880:7D8F:DF34:C810:3CE4-20191020005004

Yeah A used pink bathrobe A rare mint snowglobe A Smurf TV tray I bought on eBay

My house is filled with this crap Shows up in bubble wrap 'Most every day What I bought on eBay

Tell me why I need another pet rock Tell me why I got that ALF alarm clock Tell me why I bid on Shatner's old toupée They had it on eBay

I'll buy your knick-knack Just check my feedback "A++!" they all say They love me on eBay

Gonna buy a slightly-damaged golf bag Gonna buy some Beanie Babies, new with tag From some guy I've never met in Norway Found him on eBay

I am the type who is liable to snipe you With two seconds left to go, whoa Got PayPal or Visa, whatever'll please ya As long as I've got the dough

I'll buy your tchotchkes Sell me your watch, please I'll buy, I'll buy, I'll buy, I'll buy I'm highest bidder!

Junk keeps arriving in the mail From that worldwide garage sale (Dukes Of Hazzard ashtray) Hey! A Dukes Of Hazzard ashtray Oh yeah I bought it on eBay

Wanna buy a Pac-Man Fever lunch box Wanna buy a case of vintage tube socks Wanna buy a Kleenex used by Dr. Dre (used by Dr. Dre) Found it on eBay

Wanna buy that Farrah Fawcett poster Pez dispensers and a toaster Don't know why the kind of stuff you'd throw away I'll buy on eBay

What I bought on eBay