AIgeneratedChuckNorrisFactsphobia

The fear of AI generated Chuck Norris Facts

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Chuck Norris’ girlfriend is a black belt. He also trains martial artists.

Chuck Norris counts to infinity.

Charles Darwin watched Chuck Norris play pool. Darwin said, “Jesus Christ.”

When Chuck Norris says he will, he often does.

Chuck Norris quotes George Washington.

Chuck Norris started out with three friends. He still has three friends.

Chuck Norris’ first words were, “Hi, my name is Chuck.” He has only gotten better.

Chuck Norris once held a hammer in each hand, so he could crush a nail with his thumbs at the same time.

Chuck Norris’ face grows faster than Godzilla’s.

Chuck Norris does not know the definition of the word “multi-task.”

Chuck Norris’ heart is made of adamantium.

Chuck Norris once hit a nail with his fist; but kept going because he wanted to prove a point.

Chuck Norris can tell which eye a fly is looking out of simply by looking at the left eye.

Chuck Norris is always healthy. He also never gets sick.

Chuck Norris took the words, ‘No’ and ‘I’m not’ and learned to add them to the end of ‘I am not.’

Chuck Norris is not smiling in this picture because, when a camera was pointed at him, the lens fell on his chest, right in the middle of a six-pack.

Chuck Norris’ left arm was lost in a volcano. His right arm was later found, in Pakistan.

Chuck Norris put a man on the moon. If he can do it, you can do it.