Mrpontipine'smoustachephobia

 is the fear of Mr Pontipine's Flying Fake Moustache from the CBeebies show In the Night Garden...

"...It ranks up there with the Mister Pontipine’s moustache incident from In The Night Garden as scariest CBeebies episode ever."

"You see, a gust of wind blows his moustache off, and it drifts around the garden, landing on things, until he gets it back, and then, in a Carrie-esque horror ending, he kisses his wife… who then gets it stuck on her!  No, I don’t know why it’s the toddler equivalent of The Exorcist either."

- Paul Cornell talking about Mr Pontipine's Moustache

Many young viewers, including a few parents, were scared of the moustache. Some parents even wanted the episode to be reported. One parent suggested they should send CBeebies to Court for Post-traumatic stress disorder.