Talk:Ovaphobia/@comment-192.197.245.16-20180329180208

i have a story to tell.

for anyone who appreciates eggs like i did, the buttery texture, the acidic yet sweet yolk and believe me, i could keep going, eggs are the golden fruit.

that's what i thought until one day i heard a chirp coming from my refrigerator. i checked my eggs and realized they were shaking! that day, my eggs hatched into full grown birds. i have vowed ever since that day never again will i eat an egg.