Talk:Agrostophobia/@comment-173.71.204.90-20200629005017

Grass is the absolute worst, I dislike grass to my grave. Grass is pointy and rough and full of bugs that want to bite, sting, poison, and pinch you. I can't stop imagining how many ants or untold insects that will crawl all over your behind. Grass is sharp, like a bendy natural knife plant. When you step on it barefoot, not only will it make you feet itch, but it will make them wet and unpleasant. It also stains you clothes permanately green. I have to do a crabwalk-position or a tippy-toe squat every time I need to sit down on grass.

wow that took a good five minuts of my life i'll never get back